Battleship…more like battleshits

Just like the title says…Battleship!  How simple is that?!!  For they couldn’t even make a better title than this!  Seriously I don’t know what Hollywood is thinking making somethings that sound so cheap and low budget like  that’s a sink of a title of  wouldn’t want to watch…but I did because there was nothing in the theater but stupid romances that was out in the theater so instead went to see it with a friend of mine because he was wanting to see that movie. What to Expect by Chris Rock and some other actors there but I can’t put my finger at the moment, because as far as I can tell it was lame of an idea that it was game that was from Hasbro and decided the fact that an alien invasion in it wouldn’t work but it doesn’t!  So far I’ll have to start from the intro of the movie,  the way it starts here is that it start with this Eddie Vedder look alike with long hair that’s hanging out loosely and next to him is his brother that celebrates his birthday.  Where else…In a Bar! Well that very fun…While the his Alex start talking to him, He see this Hot looking chick in this bar while she is trying to order a chicken burrito But couldn’t get it because the bar was close, So Alex comes up to her for name,  But her reply was “I’m hungry and the barter is not letting me have a  Chicken Burrito.  In that scene I was like would have early then!  But the Guy Alex says to her that “how if I can get you a Chicken Burrito in a store across from here.  But here is the stupid part about this!!!  Alex goes on and sneaks in a convent store and steals a Chicken Burrito and you know what! Alex gets caught by the police.  This right there I was pretty stupid you think he was going to get away from stealing! I’m sorry but why couldn’t he go to Taco Bells and grab a Chicken Burrito!  That was one of the most pathetic scenes in this movie!  

This movie doesn’t get better till the fight scenes with the aliens comes in 20 mins in the movie which is the only thing exciting thing to see…Not really! But soon you’ll find out that Alex’s Girlfriend Samatha is the dauther of a Captain of a Navy! (Liam Neeson) This gets as you far well notices that the dialogue has been poorly written. From the same producers that got you Transformers.  But I can’t why did such a poorly script you can tell that from the lines it isn’t it going well…But what you see excited is the battle between the aliens and that’s about it and ending for the movie is as terrible as well and doesn’t even cut it!!! So for that didn’t even watch it just so terrible!  That its going to end up in Sci-Fi Original Movies.in a few month by now…take my word don’t ever put your money on this garage!